Apple has announced in a rare press release that it has amassed a mere $100billion from its mac and general gadget sales over the years. The question is, what are they going to do with it?

Shareholders are going to get a nice surprise as $45 billion will start to go out in dividends over the next 3 years something that share holders of Apple have not seen since 1995.

Apple will then also spend $10billion buying back shares for itself.

After that they will most likly get it all rolled out in cash and have a big money room like that guy off The Racoons and just go money swimming every day.

With a record sales weekend selling 3 million of its latest, 4G-enabled iPads, the moneys not going to stop coming in any time soon. They should probably just give some away, we’ll help lighten the load if anyone’s listening.

A lot of people thought that Apple would invest in Twitter but this hasn’t happened. What  would you spend $100billion on if you were apple?

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