Stop what you’re doing. A U.F.O has been discovered in Elephant and Castle and London could well be under alien attack.

Ok so strictly speaking that’s not exactly what’s happened but it’s a bit more exciting than the truth.

Reports are circulating today that a strange humming noise being heard by a resident in the Elephant and Castle area of London could well be being made by a U.F.O.

According to alien experts (they exist you know?) who have been investigating the noise for some nine months now it could be a noise known in the business as The Hum. Which is basically a term for the noise made by the alien transporters.

Whatever next…