It may be a total impossibility but somehow The first British Quidditch match  has been played. (Here)

It’s a good day when mobile phone networks are no longer be able to charge you to call them, we pay them enough already! (Here)

When we were little we also used to think there was both a man in the moon and that it was made of cheese, how it was both we don’t know but this is the real reason the moon always looks like it has a face on it. (Here)