Tara Palmer-Tomkinson has released a single, titled ’5 Seconds’.
At first, we weren’t sure whether it was a joke- the video and song are both so monumentally bad that we couldn’t ACTUALLY believe anyone would ever think to release them… It seems Tara has well and truly lost the plot.
The main lyrics of the song are ‘This heart will self-destruct in five seconds’.
All we can hope is that the song self-destructs in five seconds…
Or maybe even 1 second…
Parts of the video show Tara hanging onto the reins of a horse, trying on hats, and prancing around a forest.
Comments on the video include:
‘Did French and Saunders do this?’
‘Is this a dog food commercial?’
‘Sounds like a GCSE composition I heard the other day’
We thought Alex Reid’s recent music video was pretty bad, but we’re not sure which is worse…