Turns out Chelsea isn’t all full of clean wide pavements and leafy lined streets, there are some nutters that love sharing their bodily contents living around there too.
A bomb disposal unit was called to the Conservative party building on Manor Street a couple of days ago to dispose of a suggested envelope bomb. People who had seen the package called up with concerns that the package was both suspect and not particulary pleasant to smell, one person also commented that it was soft to the touch.
On further inspection the bomb squad found out that this was in fact an envelope full of poo from someone making it very clear they will not be voting Conservative in the next election.
A police spokesperson said: “Police arrived at the scene at 9:55 and cordoned off the building but no evacuation was carried out. As a precaution the bomb disposal unit was called as well as the ambulance service. The package was removed and x-rayed and found to be full of faeces.”
It is not known whether the poo is human or canine.
