Mommy’s Boosts Vaginal Exercise Ball Sales

Sex Toy manufacturers are noticing a huge rise in profits thanks to the rise of ‘Mommy Porn.’

The erotic literature industry, which has boomed recently thanks to the invention of the Kindle (whereby you can read whatever you like without anyone ever knowing) is giving other businesses a boost too.

A company called ‘Fun Factory’ recently thanked E L James, author of the best-selling ‘Fifty Shades’ trilogy, for the 300% increase in sales of their vaginal exercise balls, otherwise known as ‘Smartballs.’  Smartballs, referred to as Ben Wa balls in the book, are used on innocent college graduate, Anastasia, by her dominating billionaire lover, Christian.

“Thanks to the book, we are getting emails and calls from around the world asking about our Smartballs… Yesterday the Fun Factory office received an email from a 74-year-old woman in Dubai who read the book while vacationing in the USA”-  said a rep for the company.

Well ain’t that a nice thought for the day.

- Charlotte Gill