Those fuzzy weird Fraggle Rock jumpers from the 90s are coming back to haunt us all too soon. If you think Ginger Spice and Cluless era then you’re along the right lines.
What we’re talking about are those brightly coloured fluffy, shaggy, cropped, pretty damn ugly jumpers that we were sure we had seen the back of until we began to get them sent to us in press releases and we put our heads in our hands and cried.
We would love to give you some practical advise on how to deal with this trend but sadly we believe that there is no way on earth to make these jumpers look good. If you are a beanpole you look like an ice lolly, if you are not a bean pole you look like a hulking great ball of fluff in them.
Either way if you are hell bent on looking a bit shit purely in the name of fashion then you will find your options below.
Bitching & Junkfood have tried to give you a viable option by showing your arms for a much needed bit of realistic shape for £ 35
ASOS have this skin coloured option which we are sorry – just isn’t nice but at least it’s £38
This fluffy knitted jumper is slightly flattering in black at £42 from Topshop
These options are really pushing the boat out when it comes to the trend from Yayer at around £28.
The ONLY saving grace with this trend could be going half way and opting for a shaggy cardigan that shows beyond a doubt that you go in at the middle and not just consistently outwards with no end in sight.
This option is from Urban Outfitters and comes in at £95
Or this cream fluffy option is from River Island at £35
